I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Soap is not a condiment
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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