it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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