Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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