do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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