yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
