Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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