Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
When did angry sex become our thing?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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