This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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