David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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