I'm drive I can fine osifer
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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