those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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