Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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