hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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