so explain again why im purple
no
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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