I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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