How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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