yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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