who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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