this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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