just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize