To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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