ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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