Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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