I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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