He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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