Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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