also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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