Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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