I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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