i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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