Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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