in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
