i jhust puked up my retainher.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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