So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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