I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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