His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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