I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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