But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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