i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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