it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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