I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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