Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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