you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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