Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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