i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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