The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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