i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
