gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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