I'm eating all of the evidence.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wish my penis had a tongue
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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