I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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