I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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