Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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