sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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