found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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