she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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