I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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