plz talk dirty to me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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