I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There r osticjed everywhere
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
